i watched at least

4 hours of project runway yesterday and the night before, I watched 15 minutes of Breaking Up with Shannen Doherty.
Cable rocks.

post party conversation #2

Cheewei: So, what do you think of today's party?
Yingyi: It was damn fun!
Yonglin: omph omph!
YY: Luke just had his third omelette.
CW: Luke, how's turning 22?
LukE: Turning 22 is fantastic man. I'm freaking old.
CW: Me too.
YY: Omelettes make you hungrier, not fuller.
YL: They line your stomach and tickle your backside.
CW: Why are we always talking about food?
Huangyu: Zhaomin owns all.
Vicki: WE play 20 degrees la.
YY: Do you know I was high when I drove back? So all of you were in danger.
CW: Safer than Yonglin.
YY: Yonglin nearly crashed my car again just now.
YY: Cheewei.. finish your cereal!
LUKE: nv party cannot eat omelette
vicki: vicki nv say anything
YY: LUke is an asshole!!!!
CW: DITTO!!
LUke: vitto!! vitto is V-E-T-O!!
Vicki: (busy eating omelette)... silence
YOnglin: Joel is getting raped by CW
Joel: AHH!!! WTF!!!! FUCK!! AWWW!! (Joel screams in ecstasy!)
Luke: Joel lost his virginity
Yonglin: Joel din hv a virginity in e first place. he lost it to junch
Luke: Shit i need more alcohol.. vicki come and join us...
yonglin: i tink we need more omelettes yea
Luke: Shit i tink we do.. i ate 6 eggs already..
Cw: i ate 4
YL: how abt some indomee?
Luke: OH yeah
CW: Bring it on
YL: indomee w slugs
yy: u guys are pigs!!!
Luke: we need to sakae bomb every week.. sakae bomb is damn fun...
CW: y dun we sakae bomb w anna
YL: y dun we sakae bomb w jeremy
YL: Sake is S-A-K-E..sakae is sakae sushi..
YY: (laughs uncontrollably)
CW: We always have some wrong spelling...and i finished my cereal.
YL: Luke...are you constipated? Why are u squatting on the floor?
Luke: Cos there is nowhere to sit...i need more omelletes!
YL: I think omelette is spelled wrongly...
CW: fuck u la.. luke can't spell for nuts
YL: I think it's S-P-E-L-T, not Spelled.
YY: My turn, I haven said anything in a long time.
CW: We need more girls
Luke: Actually, I need more omelettes. I dowan girls.
Luke: I dowan girls. I wan omelettes.
YY: Luke is going to become a chicken.
CW: Have you heard of Chicken of the woods? Apparently there is a mushroom that tastes like chicken.
YL: Chickens DO NOT eat eggs.
Luke: Luke is done. Luke is going home.
YL: CW, stop spitting on me.
CW: Someone should try feeding a chicken eggs.
Luke: Hwuangyu says "paula owns all"
YY: lets eat cheese
luke: damn good damn good AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
luke: you dont AHH so long i never AHH so long
YY: cheese?
YL: CW you're going to die of cheese overdose
YL: CW can you stop spitting on me? seriously stop spitting on me i have cheese all over me. spitting is okay but i have cheese over me
YY: laughs uncontrollably
CW: seriously im getting embarassed on my own blog. there's alot of cheese hereeeeeee
YL: throw from here. open MMPH
CW: bulls-eye
YL: cheese-eye
everyone laughs uncontrolably
YL: luke is full of wrong spelling
CW: luke needs a spell check
Luke: screw all of you..luke can type perfectly well..
YY: (spilled cheese everywhere)
Vicki laughs at luke for being unable to type anything
YY: if there's a parmesan is that a mamersan
YL: no there's a bab-ersan
CW: don't want laaaaa. what did vicki say
Luke: Shiok la
Luke: Where the hell is chris?
YY: the CHEESE is in the fridge
YL: she meant that "where the hell is the cheese"
CW: chris is cheese!!
YY: damn full already
YL: at this rate, we dont need anymore drinks.. we need eggs. we need more eggs than drinks with eggs YO, why dont we do this, before we party we go and eat eggs then after that than we drinks
CW: why you wear YOUR SOCKS
Luke: cause this is not my house
CW: you are part of the family man.

"U're beautiful.."

I am rather dismayed at the prospect of losing all my mp3s AND my pictures now that I've sent my laptop away for repairs. I don't mind the mp3s actually; there's nothing better than a brand new start, but the pictures!

[ The most promising development in Singapore yet.. Gardens by the Bay. Winning proposals of Grant Associates and Gustafason Porter. ]

[ Why hasn't Nikka Costa ruled the world yet? ]

stalking marat safin

Yingyi: I think we need to get more girls to party with us.
Cheewei: I agree.
Joel: I'll party with you guys next Saturday.
Yonglin: (silence)
Huangyu: Call me when you guys find the girls.
Cheewei: I want the donlon guy to be my friend.
Yingyi: You never show me!
Cheewei: Cuz you were walking way in front. I think I need to move back into the dorms.
Yonglin: The cascada song is the ultimate party song.
Huangyu: Zhaomin owns all.
Yonglin: CK looks like shit. And I'll trash him in drinking; If yingyi still finds him cute I'll kill her.
Cheewei: Yeah.
Yingyi: We need to know the asian frat guys, They drive mercs and audis. and I miss girls.
Yonglin: I'm still hungry after eating my indomee. In fact, I think I'm hungrier now.
Yingyi: I want to eat cake.
Cheewei: Dude. (to Huangyu, flapping his hands around) don't eat my indomee. STOP eating my indomee.
Yonglin: Can I steal your indomee. I think I need more indomee.
Cheewei: This is weird. We're not even high. (to huangyu) Don't fucking steal my indomee.
Joel: SHHHHHHHHH.....................
Yonglin: (licks plates clean) I'm really kinda hungry.
Cheewei: Tonight was not bad. Although we got some ple lost. It was all Luke's fault. At least they played London Bridges. Ok. I think I'm talking too much.
Yingyi: I had to bloody u-turn 3 times!!
Cheewei: Bloody is spelt wrongly
Yingyi: Bloody is B-L-O-O-D-Y. you kok.
Cheewei: (Laughs uncontrollably)
Yonglin: Mee Siam.. Mai Hum... (Si ngs along to My Humps)... No. Hum is Harm..
Huangyu: (looks disgusted) NO... its H-U-M. I think mambo is damn fun.
Cheewei: Take note of the title.
Yingyi: EWwwww......
Cheewei: The alternative title is attack of the slugs. Cheers.
Yonglin: Damn it man. I'm so hungry I think I can eat a slug now. But I have to cook it first with my indomee.
Huangyu: I think that's why the bee bit me. Bees were doing something to the slug and I must have stepped on the slug.
Cheewei: Slugs are yellow. Slugs on a plane.
Yingyi: Shall we eat cereal or go to the state diner now?
Yonglin: What if I get more hungry after eating cereal? (looks pensively)
Cheewei: Cheerios suck. Suck like shit (Words with Yonglin)
Huangyu: (Slaps forehead and words himself)
Yingyi: Cheerios SUCK!!!