Having been to two banquets in as many weeks, I gotta say I have a bone to pick with the piped in background music that hotels and restaurants play. Midi-like versions of new age muzak and chinese classics are brain numbingly boring, especially if they are being played ad nauseum. So, boys and girls, if you're having a wedding dinner in the near future and you and your partner have no schmaltzy favorite theme song (ie. shania twain's from this moment), yours truly is always there to provide some choice cuts. I guarantee there won't be any repeats.