Shall not bother with chronological details since you've probably read about them on my fellow attention whores' blogs.. We watched the simon caberet but it turned out not to be a r(a) show, for better or worse. There were only a few pretty ones and some of the performances were really uninspiring. But this chick brought the house down to the tune of the zhong guo wa wa song. At the end she proceeded to smother an angmoh ah pek with her breasts.
Zhenjin couldn't stop looking at the pair of french boobies throughout the whole boat trip. It's not that impressive and she has an annoying voice but they still went to take photos of her secretly.
Kids, this is what happens when you get tired from walking all around the district and your head is lying on the table and you still continue to drink the coconut cocktail. Do not try this at home. The band there was fabulous. They called us F4 and they did a kylie number. We actually got to talk to the singer after the show (because she loved us) and we found out that she's pregnant. Couldn't tell though, the way she boogied on stage.
Didn't buy a lot because it's all pasar malam stuff. Like fake chanel headscarfs for muslim women and the ubiquitous diesel apparel. We travelled around a lot on the tuk tuk because that's the only way to go around the island. There was also a bus service but it never stopped where we wanted it to. The beaches were great, especially those on the phi phi islands. Phi phi is actually pronounced as pee pee. Funny huh. Had a great time feeding bread crumbs and watermelon slices to the fish hoping that we can trap one of them. No luck there though. A lot of places were still undergoing reconstruction and the tourist crowd still hasn't returned. I think this sums up our phuket trip best-->
